DAY 10 | REDEFINING ‘VIRTUALLY FLAT’…

23 Jul

The last day of our gruelling ten-day ride, from Plymouth to Land’s End, was always going to be a long, hard day in the saddle. Cornish hills are steep rather than long, so riding over them is a war of attrition, with every successive hill sapping energy and enthusiasm in equal measure.

Our route saw us take the Torpoint Ferry before going cross-country to pick up the Boddanick Ferry to Fowey on the Cornish border. The ride across country was scenic and quiet but, boy, those climbs?! Some of the roads were very little used, so much so they had a grass verge in the middle. And with mud from the recent bad weather, it was only really safe for us to cycle in the tracks left by the occasional vehicle. Chris Grove of bamboo bike fame said his back wheel kept slipping on the dried mud and it’s probably safe to say most of us struggled with the switch from road cycling to mountain biking!

The quieter roads also provided several successive steep climbs and descents (15%+), which suited the mountain goats among us just fine. But physics got the better of a fair few people more than once, forcing many of us to walk our bikes up some of the steepest climbs. The route included at least nine category five climbs (those you see on the Tour de France are category four plus, but then they are the pros!) so although they aren’t especially high with a maximum height gain of 200 metres, they are usually very steep. With smaller hills in between that didn’t merit a particular rating, we spent the whole day relentlessly climbing and descending, and the only break in that pattern was on a section of the A30 where we finally got up a good head of speed.

Our ultimate goal came into sight as we approached Penzance: the Land’s End headland reaching out to sea under a blazing blue sky. But while Penzance is at sea level, Land’s End itself is at the top of a cliff so we all knew there was a battle ahead with one of the most heart-breaking climbs in the British Isles: so very near, yet so, so far! It was six miles of short, hard upward pitches that saw us gain 300 to 500 metres of height, with brief flats or shallower slopes in between. This pain was followed by a gentle rolling road through Sennen to Land’s End. Enormous credit goes to Helene who really suffered during the long climb but made it to the top triumphant!

Sadness descended as we made our final approach to Land’s End and realised our adventure was coming to an end.

As we basked in our triumph at the top of the cliff, many of us who’d previously said we’d throw our bikes into the sea at Land’s End found ourselves talking about other challenges we’d like to try. We have Oli to thank for spotting a pod of dolphins in the bay beneath us and in the end, Richard Fitton’s grotty old trainers were the only things launched to a watery grave.

Richard Fitton’s trainers, shortly before they were consigned to a watery grave!

Our faithful support crew was waiting with the ‘recovery’ drinks, as they have been every evening, along with the bus and bike trailer, ready to take us to the hotel and dinner. Line honours for the day went to the Leeds boys, with Salene taking the ‘maillot jaune’ (Yellow Jersey) for the stage. And of course we were greeted with the news of Bradley Wiggins’ Tour de France triumph. In fact, for the last few days, many of us have been asked where he is by people we’ve passed, which goes to show the increased profile cycling is enjoying in the UK at the moment! And his victory certainly helped us forget about the Gloucester pie queen who drove past and shouted abuse as we climbed out of her city (“Get your fat bottoms up that hill” is the polite version!)

Both T (our masseuse) and Oli (one of our support crew) are thinking of taking up cycling following their involvement with Team BDO, and at breakfast this morning, Ian (our mechanic and confirmed cycling geek) was talking about the bike he has his eye on…a Ribble sportive bike, in case you’re interested.

Chris Grove gave an excellent road captain’s speech at dinner and handed out yet another fine to our reigning Queen of Fines (Julia Daffy). We all missed Jeff Jones – it’s hardly a party without him – but we hear he’s already planning a return trip with friends to complete the sections he missed through injury. Good luck with that one Jeff!

It seems strange to think we’ll all be going our own way tomorrow. We’ve all become very close, including everyone who joined for the day-stages and started as strangers but became members of our ‘family’ by the end of their respective days.

Finally, thanks to everyone who’s taken the time to read this blog – the last ten days have been incredible and we’re very glad to have been able to share the highs and lows with you. We all agree the experience has changed us, and every one of us has found strength, courage, patience and persistence we never knew we had. Some of the most unexpected people have turned out to be ‘giants of the road’. Our indomitable team spirit saw us reach the end, almost intact, helped no end by excellent treatment from T, fine chocolate choices from Tony and boys, and support from our friends and colleagues at BDO. And of course Premier Inn and JLT (sponsor of our vehicle hire). In short, thanks to everyone who helped make this a success, and gave us the opportunity to take part in the ‘great British cycling adventure’.

DAY 9 | FUN AND FAMILY

22 Jul

We set off from Bridgwater this morning on what promised to be a warm sunny day and with circa 100 miles to ride including some hill climbs, we were all eager to get underway. As it turned out, our penultimate day started gently as we cycled along the A38 over fairly flat country with a few small hills. Somewhat unsurprisingly, the road was a lot quieter at 7am on Saturday than 5pm on Friday!

The biggest challenge of the day was likely to be the rush of people heading to the seaside to enjoy the summery weather and sure enough, it wasn’t long before we spotted an abandoned caravan in the middle of the carriageway. We thought about stopping to help but no one was around and we had a long ride ahead of us.

Our first scheduled stop of the day seemed to come up quickly; it’s only taken nine days for 25 miles in less than two hours to feel fast! And we were delighted to be greeted not just by our trusty support van and team, but also one of our party’s aunts, who came bearing gifts of chocolate. And so started our family day…

As we headed towards our lunch break at the 50-mile mark, the scenery started to change as we rode into the Devon hills, and tackled some not so nice climbs.

The first team arriving at the lunch stop had to wait for food when our support van overshot the pub car park and had to continue for another three miles before finding somewhere to turn around. But while we waited, lots more family members arrived to show their support and tell us how mad we all were. And after eight and a bit days of riding, it was hard to disagree!

As we set off after lunch towards Teignmouth, a few people warned us about a big hill. Sure enough, we found ourselves on a long, steep climb before a sharp descent into town. Everyone in the whole country seemed to be driving into Teignmouth at the same time as us but we made it through the traffic and a one-way system and continued on towards Totnes and our afternoon break. Well, almost everyone made it… Richard Fitton seemed to lose all spatial awareness and tried squeezing his bike between two cars and a space that clearly wasn’t big enough. Having got himself and his bike well and truly wedged, he had to rely on his team to start dismantling it so he could extricate himself.

Our climb out of the valley was long and slow, but we got to the top and were greeted by spectacular views of the harbour and sea. We all felt a real sense of achievement for having made it so far.

We headed inland with the sun still beating down on us, and saw Dartmoor in the distance. We’d originally planned to go over the moors but I suspect most of us were grateful for the route change; after eight hard days, it’s unlikely we’d all have made it!  Instead we skirted along the edge of Dartmoor and crossed under the A38 again, thankful we weren’t on it.

We turned onto a dirt track that climbed steeply but were rewarded at the top with one of the best roads in the UK, the B3121. It followed a river for several downhill miles, definitely making up for the nasty hill we’d just climbed. As well as great views, the road was also among the smoothest we’ve travelled on. Eventually the road intersected with a busier one and we started the final leg of the day into Plymouth, though there were a few more hills thrown in for good measure.

As we entered the city, Steve Hillier’s team decided a time trial would be the best way to finish a 100-mile ride, a decision that struck most of us as pretty crazy. They finished less than a mile from the hotel, but had no idea where they were. They weren’t alone though: almost all of us got lost trying to find the hotel except Rich Fitton who looked at a map and took the long way round. Apparently 100 miles wasn’t enough for him?!

We all made it in the end though and found the Guernsey office had made us a cake in the shape and colour of our jerseys, a real treat that we all enjoyed, so much so there isn’t much left for tomorrow.

We all agree that today has been the best day of the ride so far, in part thanks to the lovely weather but also because of the great scenery, quiet roads, and the support from our families who came out and met us. Tomorrow is our last day and while some of us are ready to throw our bikes off a cliff at Land’s End, others are saying they aren’t sure what they’ll do when they don’t have to get up and ride 100 miles in a day. Either way, the end is so close now we can almost smell it…

Day nine awards

Yellow Jersey – Chris Grove who’s keeping up the standard set by Jeff Jones earlier in the ride

Red Lantern – Rich Fitton whose decision to take the longest possible route to the hotel meant he went from Yellow Jersey to Red in one day

Hero of the Day – All our family members who turned up to support us today; seeing you all made the ride so much easier

Special Challenge of the Day – Rich Fitton for getting his bike stuck between two cars

LANTERN ROUGE GROUP AT THE BRISTOL OFFICE

20 Jul

All photos in this post provided by Nick Wright.

PHOTOS FROM DAY 8

20 Jul

All photos in this post taken by Mr. Brown.

 

200 MILES TO GO…

20 Jul

A message of support for the One Firm Challenge riders from colleagues in the Southampton office

DAY 7 | IT’S NOT A RACE

19 Jul

Much like yesterday, we woke up to grey skies and rain. Some of us were also feeling the effects of one too many beverages in Chester last night after Andy Viner played host in his hometown. But he bailed early, leaving a hard-core group to their own devices. Judging by how they were feeling this morning, they probably wish they’d followed his lead.

Taken by Mr Brown from a layby near Droitwich

Taken by Mr Brown from a layby near Droitwich

Taken by Mr Brown from a layby near Droitwich

Everyone pulled themselves together though and we set off on day seven of the challenge. Boyzone got lost before they’d even left the city limits behind them, a feat they repeated a few hours later as they neared the day’s finish line?! Credit where it’s due though, they finished the day as they always do, without a broken nail or a hair out of place between them. And the fake tan still glowed too!

We left Chester and headed out into the countryside towards Worcester, but quickly realised the lorries were ruling the main roads so stuck to back-roads and farming lanes. We were rewarded with undulating hills and some lovely scenery.

However, we did have to rely heavily on our sat navs, but with their help, we successfully negotiated a warren of back-roads. We rode through forests and farms, and passed the ‘Sir John Talbot College’ (forget to mention something John?) Laurence Mills got in trouble for walking his bike down a one-way street while Jeff and his ‘Lost Boys’ broke with tradition and got lost just once today. For the first time this week, they weren’t racing to the finish and opted to follow their sat nav rather than their noses!

A rebel group abandoned the back-roads after our last stop of the day, choosing instead to risk life and limb on one of the UK’s deadliest road for cyclists. They made it safely but probably wouldn’t make the same decision again!

Meanwhile, Jeff Jones had a slight accident on the back-road and won’t be continuing after today. In his absence, Chris Grove has been nominated to take his place as the butt of all jokes!

Day seven awards:

Yellow Jersey – Andrew Richardson

Red Lantern – The Rebels take this one as their short cut down the A466 took several miles off the day’s route

DAY 6 | FINES

19 Jul

The now-infamous bamboo bike

Today started with torrential rain and howling winds, which made Jeff Jones’ prediction that the winds would now be behind us a little premature. But despite the inclement weather, all teams managed to get out of the Premier Inn, only to be pulled up short a mere 900 metres down the road with the first puncture of the day.

The scenery wasn’t as picturesque as it has been so we distracted ourselves by chatting away, and then getting lost through a lack of concentration. Jeff Jones and his aptly-named Lost Boys explored the delights of the Runcorn Expressway, Richard Fitton fell off in the middle of a dual carriageway and Mark Priest took a tumble but assured himself a soft landing by getting his room-mate Ben Ellis to break his fall. All in all, the day wasn’t without incident!

Some of the teams who weren’t ‘racing’ decided Chester was a great place to stop for lunch but despite unscheduled and longer than normal breaks, everyone made it to the hotel in good time and we were all showered by 4pm.

We all then gathered to reflect on the last few days and hand out a few fines for various incidents and accidents from the last few days:

Sarah England for getting a puncture in her room

Chris Grove for triple parking at dinner (i.e. having three drinks on the go at once)

Pauline Bird for losing the Yellow Jersey winner’s duck shower cap and the Special Challenge Award frog shower cap

Steve Hillier for trying to ride down the Clyde Tunnel (see our blog from day three)

Phillip Millar for wearing see-through shorts [Ed. why Phillip, why?]

Andrew Groat for taking a business call and delaying his team so much they were last in

Jo Reeve for wearing Chris Clarke’s leggings to celebrate her exam results

Day six awards:

Yellow Jersey – Sat Nav (Ed Martin)

Rouge Lantern – Neil Ebdon

Hero of the Day – Kevin Brown for ensuring Neil made it to the end

Special Challenge Award – Jeff Jones for his comment about the wind; for taking the Lost Boys onto a motorway; for saying GO, GO, GO at a red light; and finally for organsing tonight’s fines session and then not making it (apparently he was having dinner with his wife…)

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